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Oct 31 2006

Gonna be a bear

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My sister in law sent me this funny little tidbit that I can totally relate to….

In this life I’m a woman, but in the next life I’m gonna come back as a bear.
When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing for 6 months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you are supposed to eat yourslef stupid. Yeah I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, your birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you are a mother bear, eveyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.

Oct 31 2006

Ta

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Everyone has been so supportive of my plea for help. I love my family and friends so much – they could never know how much a phone call, pop in or email can make my day.

You know you have a best friend when they come over, take the baby, rock her to sleep, then do the dishes without even looking like it was an effort. I’m so glad to have you in my life Rach – you make even the darkest days seem bright.

Ta.