Gonna be a bear

My sister in law sent me this funny little tidbit that I can totally relate to….

In this life I’m a woman, but in the next life I’m gonna come back as a bear.
When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing for 6 months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you are supposed to eat yourslef stupid. Yeah I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, your birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you are a mother bear, eveyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.