Dinner last night was going great. By 5.30pm I had the Shepherds Pie bubbling away in the oven, fresh bread being baked next to it and a butterscotch pudding on the go too. The guests arrived. Greeting over, lets have a glass of wine and sit down to eat.

ME: I’m starving. This is going to be great. I hope you are not vegetarian haha!

She guest: Um, actually yes I am.

ME: AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH